Blueberries

When your friends take wooden clippers and attach them to your ball sack when you are sleeping.

I went to a party at a friend's house and fell asleep. When i woke up, i had my pants down and a major case of the blueberries.

by Kowdee December 16, 2008

Blueberry

According to some status posts on facebook, a teenage-girl code word for single.

status - blueberry (:
comment from guy one - what is that!?
comment from guy two - huh?!

by IADrummer April 11, 2011

blueberryfinklestine

person who eats own shit after eating blueberrys; the outcast of the group; not to smooth with the ladies; is obsessed with fello male friends; claims to be a drunk, when really pours out the beer; races around and claims his mom broke his car;

Nick poured out his beer what a blueberryfinklestine

by Big-T November 6, 2004

Blueberry Fest

When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.

BBF for short.

past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.

Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.

UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.

by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010

Blueberry Jackson

noun; a bagel sandwhich containing: a blueberry bagel, cream cheese, american cheese, and ham.

Freddy: "would you like a blueberry jackson"

Daphnie: "whats that?"

Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."

by Savyjeanlovesyou91 January 26, 2011

BlueBerryWolphinDuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner, grabbing their hair, and screaming in their face while you climax, resembling a Xenomorph from DeadSpace, You then increase the awkward factor by making a mixture of duck, dolphin, and whale noises while finally realizing you partner was trying to pull a blueberry surprise on you.

Person 1: hey, wheres Rebecca Black?

Person 2: She got a Blueberrywolphinduck

Xenomorph: SD:LKJF:LSKJDFOWIEUROIE!!!!!!!

by TheGingerbreadMan53 November 30, 2011

blueberry donut

A delicious glazed donut made of blueberry donut batter.

I fucking love blueberry donuts so much I would eat one off of Brandon's cock. That's how much I love blueberry donuts.

by Texas Nick M. September 14, 2013