Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ)

The cost of saronite in cata. The act required in barter trading for saronite ore or bars in Warcraft.

I was too lazy to farm saronite. So i gave this dude a Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) for a stack.

by Odious December 22, 2010

Job Blow

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.

"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."

by DeAnn Guthrie April 10, 2013

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job

His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day

by lilly2222 November 19, 2022

Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ”

When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”

Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life”

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god”

by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023