block exams; a modern-day method of torture developed by a panel of adults who believe that they know best. block exams consist of several subjects' exams in a row (maths, english, history etc.) with a break between each one. block exams last for anywhere between 2 days and 2 weeks, and usually cause mass stress and panic in students. social life is impossible during this time, as all student's free time will be spent trying to learn a whole semester's worth of work (of which half probably wont be needed anyway). most block exams start at the age of 16, although some mean-spirited schools will start at the young age of 15.
Teacher- ok students, in 2 weeks' time are BLOCK EXAMS
Students- *groan*
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Friend- hey :) would you like to see a movie on saturday with a big group?
Student- oh no i can't, sorry, i have block exams
Friend- ohhhhh *understanding & sympathetic nod*
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Student- this is my last free weekend :) i won't have any free time until september... i have block exams
Friend- but it's only june?
Students- *groan*
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Friend- hey :) would you like to see a movie on saturday with a big group?
Student- oh no i can't, sorry, i have block exams
Friend- ohhhhh *understanding & sympathetic nod*
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Student- this is my last free weekend :) i won't have any free time until september... i have block exams
Friend- but it's only june?
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Zane: Shit Wagners coming!
John: Program Block him.
(Zane pulls up his programs list)
Wagner: I'm glad to see you're not on the internet.
(Wagner walks away)
Zane:Lick my balls Wagener. (He punches DeBolck in the face)
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Example 2:
DeBlock: cumfiesta.com is so great.
Lulu: Dan what are you doing?
DeBlock: (pulls up programs list quickly.) Nothing.
Lulu: Okay, I'm gonna go continue to get railed by Jeffas.
John: Program Block him.
(Zane pulls up his programs list)
Wagner: I'm glad to see you're not on the internet.
(Wagner walks away)
Zane:Lick my balls Wagener. (He punches DeBolck in the face)
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Lulu: Dan what are you doing?
DeBlock: (pulls up programs list quickly.) Nothing.
Lulu: Okay, I'm gonna go continue to get railed by Jeffas.
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Sean tried to immerse himself in WASP-y country club culture, but his blaccent gave him away every time.
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