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false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages
by a lack of validation November 8, 2020
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Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017
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bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.
"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."
by big things small things May 10, 2018
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Bleeding Surfer

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias October 16, 2012
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bleeding bloody

Not reference to a horse that kicks an English gentleman
the english gentleman doesnt get bleeding bloody when he gets kicked
by Noob Sack 420 September 18, 2013
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
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