billerica

a small town outside boston, massachusetts, in which stereotypical "rica chicks" use too much hairspray and wear basketball sneakers far too much of the time.
point of interest: danny from the real world is from billerica.

dude, did you take drivers ed in rica?

by around September 16, 2005

Backdoor Butler

1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surreptitious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.

2. Homosexual. (slang)(often considered offensive)

see ass pirate

Little did they know that Oliver was a backdoor butler.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

bitter bear

The animal equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Mike: Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Val: Don't be such a bitter bear.

by Ms. Downer May 20, 2009

bangalore monkey butler

an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.

A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.

by rardcore April 30, 2010

bitterbitch

To complain bitterly.

Did you just read the first line of that whole entry and take it as an opportunity to bitterbitch?

by Fable November 28, 2007

butlered

To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.

Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit

by Martin C. November 10, 2003

Rusty Butler

The act of one sticking their thumb in another's buthole, and then "serving" them their own feces by placing the dirty thumb directly into their mouth. In order to make this "rusty", one may not use lube to help the process.

for added excitement try the "reverse rusty butler": have the person do a headstand so that the thumb is inserted as a "thumbs down".

"After all-you-can-eat tacos, things got hot and heavy off the tequila and I gave her a mad Rusty Butler."

"After yoga class Erin was showing off her new headstand pose when Chris decided to surprise her and slip her the reverse Rusty Butler."

by Frito10 May 10, 2010