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Benefit-syndrome

Being absolute full retard and making absolute zero sense in anything, ever.
Man, Benefit-syndrome is spreading like wildfire. I swear everyone around me has a major case of it.
by DeeOrzz December 16, 2011
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benefit buddy

Similar to friends with benefits; However the people involve, while friendly, are not usually friends. Either socially, academically, or professionally they are typically casual associates or acquaintances.

Where 'friends with benefits' are typically friends in addition/prior to sexual gratification, benefit buddies remain 'on-call' for sexual gratification, but typically avoid all other forms of contact if it can be avoided
My math tutor is my benefit buddy; He's shows me math, and I show him my bedroom. Other than that we don't associate.
by Ecclesies December 9, 2016
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Friends with benefits

When you not friends with a friends you are friends with benefits
Tamaya is a friends with benefits because she is a roach
by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019
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collateral benefit

a military act with an unintended favorable consequence
every landmine the invaders laid turned out to be duds which were eventually harvested, recycled, monetized and repurposed by the oppressed victims into arms they were able to fashion into

The area of land bombed by their adversary was host to an invasive species that threatened the livestock of the entire region providing a collateral benefit to the survivors in the aftermath.
by Hermathecles January 17, 2020
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Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship
Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)
by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022
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Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.
They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.
by lardex2006 July 3, 2024
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social benefits analyst

Someone who is on welfare. (usually someone who was previously in a professional role).
Hey, are you unemployed?
No, I'm just a social benefits analyst!
by silentguardian September 12, 2013
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