Can Get Behind That

Where you physically get behind the person. Not the Metaphor.

"Skirvy, I can get behind that." - Joe

by Skirvy July 30, 2018

Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first

"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"

by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018

dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl

(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo

by jjj777savage June 5, 2018

Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Wistle from behind

Wistle from behind: the sound of your ass when you fart.

Aachooo proot toot pheeewt hahoo. What was that? Wistle from behind. I farted.

by Listodurock909 May 28, 2018

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017