Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011

Beach Party

Ordering more than one Corona at a bar/restuarant.

Jesse: Hey barmaid, can I get two shots of Jack and a beach party?

Barmaid Sally: How many coronas, sweetie?

Jesse: One for me and one for ol' T-bone.

by The Jouster August 3, 2009

Beach Nigger

A derogatory slur for island-dwelling people.

"Those beach niggers in Puerto Rico don't deserve American aid."

by John Niggington April 23, 2020

daytona beach

A city in which people get psyched to go to if they have to move there, but after they get aquainted, they realize the city is the epitome of lame ass shit hole town with assholes, crackheads and hookers waiting on every street.

"Yeah man I'm movin' to DAYTONA!!"
"I'm sorry."


"What do you want to do tonight?"
-10 minutes later-
"I dunno, it's Daytona, there is NOTHING to do.."

by Ley. July 4, 2005

sex on the beach

Alcoholic drink made with vodka, peach schnapps, and fruit juices (usually cranberry, pineapple, and a citrusy juice)

"Real sex on the beach doesn't use a sweet 'n sour mix, you dolt"

by H.C. S. February 28, 2005

which way to the beach

a common question posed to either sex in an attempt to woo a significant other which their "guns", also can be a truly geographical response

Guy; which way to the beach?

Andy; (flexing and pointing) i do believe it is that way!!

Guy; (responding in same fashion and direction) brilliant, lets go!!

by Andy_Mackay September 28, 2006

Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

by El Tren July 21, 2010