Slap a beard on that ho

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.

Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

by Jake Bry February 9, 2008

bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

douche beard

Noun. dōōsh beerd An over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.

Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.

Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.

Hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. Don't be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you'll look like K-fed, Timberlake or Turtle.

by firingprone September 22, 2009

Odin's beard

The hairy growth on the Norse All-Father's chin.

Used as an exclamation of surprise.

By Odin's beard!

by Dann Woolf June 15, 2009

Bean Bear Chag

The dumbest possible way to say bean bag chair

"Just two seconds ago you couldn't say bean bag chair!"
Bean bear chag

by John Lamonica April 22, 2010

bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

Bookie Bear

A loved one; or a boyfriend or girlfriend

Desmond was once my bookie bear.

by Lucky Anderson January 15, 2004