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Bush Beating

When two people need to talk about something really important and instead of getting straight to the point, they waste time making idle chit chat first.
Dude, would you hurry up and get to the point already??? Stop bush beating
by blade835 November 6, 2010
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Sand Blasting

When a man and a woman have sex on the beach, the man ejaculates on said females face and then takes her head and slams it into the ground resulting in a sandy sticky mess.
Bill took Bernice to the beach yesterday and gave her a nasty sand blasting.
by kaw95 February 6, 2012
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chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil
al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers
by brody and carl April 8, 2008
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Anal Ball Blasting

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).
"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"
by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007
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Ham-Blasting

To engage in sexual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. Derived from the derrog. Slam-Pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.
While his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, Chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.
by Irate November 29, 2005
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finger blasting

the act of a partner penetrating a female's vagina with one or more fingers

preferred, as a term, to finger banging by Adam Carolla of Loveline
Though Timmy had never finger blasted before, he got plenty of practice by picking his nose.
by Dave Shepherd June 20, 2004
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beating off the clock

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.
by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010
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