basement

the "well you know" area... ex. penis... vagina...and anus

Girl #1: So how was ur date?
Girl #2: Really good... his basement is huge

by Nina March 6, 2005

mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Basement Dweller

Someone such as yourself, who sits in their mothers basement all day staring at e621 and eating Doritos® Tangy Cheese Flavour.

- Do you know Josh?
- Yeah, he’s such a basement dweller.
- Shame we haven’t seen him leave that house in months.

by adynburdd June 26, 2021

baheemif

A large, beefy, smelly, young man with shaved off eyebrows who makes unnecessary riduculously unfunny comments and the whole population laughs at him

"hey alysha, that fat fuck over there is one big baheemif!"

by karen February 13, 2004

Out of the basement

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide

Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!

by Explicit folly January 27, 2011

Basement Waterproofing

To permanently eliminate water seepage in your foundation, crawlspace, or basement.

repair options

1. Water management
2. Excavatiion
3. Replace foundation

We had a Water Management system installed as our Basement Waterproofing. Other companies wanted to excavate around our entire home.

by Paul J. Thornton October 7, 2007

Dark basement

A place where all the communistic political imps and Hollywood propagandists meet an discuss new and more deviant ways to screw Americans out of a free society.

Obama an hilary have spent muchos hours in the dark basement with their master the antichrist plotting the destruction of western society

by yotaterds January 13, 2021