Nicolai Barnes

The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.
"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"

"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"
by DJayce September 14, 2011
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beer barn

A barn in which sells and distributes beer. Fills kegs. to minors.
Lets go get throwed at the beer barn.
by Satx August 19, 2006
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p-barn

a general term for porno websites
"I went to da p-barn today on da school network." A Black Guy
"You've got 90 after-school detentions, faggot." A teacher
"Fuck you, motha fucka." The Black Guy
"You're suspended" the teacha
by big time games May 22, 2004
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barn baby

I entered Detroit just to face a poor barn baby.
by Tildo December 02, 2010
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Ridgefield Barn

The greatest place on earth. An awesome place to meet great people and not the usually Ridgefield douchebag.
Guy 1: hey i want to meet someone cool in ridgefield

Guy 2: lets go to peachwave!

Guy 1: are you crazy? im goin to the ridgefield barn!
by yankees2738 January 04, 2014
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Mucky Barn

When a man is giving anal, and quickly yanks his cock out of her asshole and cums all over her back, resulting in AIDS
Ok, I'll fuck you, just no mucky barns
by Zack Portr November 03, 2008
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barn shitter

a person who shits on the side of a barn. the shitting may also take place in front of, or inside of the barn.
"Who's the nasty fuck that took a dump on my farm?! Somebody around here is a filthy barn shitter..."
by Melissa Gabriel/Joseph Carlino September 19, 2008
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