french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

by a.v.s.p. January 06, 2009

Bagel Boy

A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk

Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?

by paul baloff October 18, 2017

Boca Bagel

The art of putting Philadelphia cream cheese around the lips of a woman's vagina and adding lox to the pelvic region.

Steven could not wait to get home to have a boca bagel.

by Billy Bob Johnson Jay December 27, 2007

African Bagel

A sex position in which the women places her legs behind her head, and the man penetrates her through the rear and pulls out to ejaculate on her. It is highly favored among African tribe leaders.

Bitch you better get down and African Bagel.
or
They were doing the African Bagel all night long.

by Pdidhe January 23, 2011

jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

by ohyeahmesohorny July 16, 2009

bagel boi

Like a fuck boi except he gives you bagels. Probably will enjoy bagels by himself without your company. Gives bagels to other girls. Probably a cutie but should not be trusted. Trap him down and get his bagels. Don't plays his bagel games, you can do better.

He probably needs to level up into a bagel daddy.

"Man, bagel bois be hella thirsty"

"I tried to get in with this bagel boi but he wasn't having it."

by Feasibly Awesome June 05, 2017