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Cuddle badger 

A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.
"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"

"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
Cuddle badger by Laurie Vuitton September 23, 2012
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Anal badgers 

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS
Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

boo boo badger 

We all know one... It's like if you have a friend who gets hurt all the time, but its not really a big deal; paper cut, bruise here or there... but they might as well be admitted to the ICU because the way they keep talkin' bout... every 2minutes it's a huge deal. They don't hesitate in bringing it up, tellin' everybody the serious ordeal they went through and how they got da injury. But everybody knows its not a big deal because their a "boo boo badger"
Casey was being a "boo boo badger" all day, after cutting her lip on the grape freeze pop... Last week it was her cankle she rolled in her high tops what a "boo boo badger" shut up already!
boo boo badger by AtreyuD03 December 10, 2009

rural badger 

a joyful person who sometimes gets a little overexcited
John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.
rural badger by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023
invented badeu sqaure on square map lmao, also got pp (performance points) record on a map with very smol circles
random 6 digit: yo you see that new play badeu made on squares are cool?
random 6 digit 2: ye how does he read that
badeu by Lance0 September 3, 2021

stinking badges

Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"
Also a line in a Pink Floyd song:
We don't need no......stinking badges.
A filipino term for gayshit but with other dialect.
Poru, Rem and Wincest are badeng.
badeng by NoSSR January 29, 2018