big backyard

Any individual, usually female, that has a large ass.

That girls got a pretty face and a big backyard.

by PBWallnuts July 7, 2009

and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

by Haroldinatl May 1, 2006

Mystery backwards oreo

An oreo with one of sides turned backwards. This generally results in the design on top of the cookie getting stamped into the creme filling on that side.

Having both of the sides turned inwards is called a magical mystery backwards oreo.

John: *takes an oreo from the package* Hey! I got a mystery backwards oreo! I wonder how these happen...

by Nommy McNomNom September 1, 2009

The Backboard

(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.

So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.

by Shoeless October 17, 2005

backyard gardener

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.

Jack is such a backyard gardener. His rake has been in too many backyards.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

Backwards Dragon

When one consumes to much spicy food that when they shit it feels like their breathing fire from there ass.

Karen: I ate to much spicy food at Chipotles... my stomach hurts.
John: Holy crap! You better hope you don't get the backwards dragon.
Karen: Ewww your disgusting!

by QQ biscuit November 11, 2009