The most humble, handsome, sexy, funny, rich, and down to earth guy. Huge massive cock. Very fuckable and suckable. Amazing at everything, bad at nothing, everyone either wants him or wants to be him.
Dude there goes Brendan, what a handsome dude, i’m straight but like… if i was a girl… i’d let him hit.
Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.
Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.
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Get the Brendan mug.The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.
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Get the Brendaning mug.Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.
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2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
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2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.
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