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Asshole

1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'

~ We're All Assholes ~
Would you like a buttplug in your asshole?
by MissCheif August 13, 2016
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asshole

Slang: An empty paper towel roll that has been stuffed with dryer sheets and blown into. Commonly used by weedamoholics to cover up obnoxious odors.
Ear, pass the asshole!
by chiefton October 22, 2002
mugGet the assholemug.

asshole

someone like "iheartreality" who uses this site as a forum to express bitter resentment for people who disagree with communist views
Man, what an asshole "iheartreality" is! He needs to take ridalin.
by ihatelibs April 17, 2009
mugGet the assholemug.

asshole

Hole in your ass where the shit comes from.
Whats that hole in your ass?

Its asshole!
by Hole in the ass August 23, 2007
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Asshole

If you don't want to get your girlfriend pregnant just stick it in her asshole.
by S-O-L February 24, 2009
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asshole

1.A name you would call someone whom you strongly dislike such as a mother-in-law or an ex-boyfriend.

2.Anus

3.The location where the penis is inserted during butt sex.

4.Annoying people on the highway whom cut you off.

5.Any hole on a donkey.

6.The puckered up hole by which your shit comes out.
1."He's already got a new girlfriend? We've only been broken up for a week! ASSHOLE."

2. Doctor: "Well your asshole looks pretty healthy..."

3. "He fucked my asshole so hard last night man, I swear I'll never shit the same.

4. "Did you just see that asshole cut me off?!"

5. "Give the donkey the apple" "I don't want to go anywhere near that asshole!"

6. plop....plop....ploppppppppppppppppp.......
by labeast8D July 12, 2009
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