Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
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”In the far arver, I yearn to have a successful job.”
”In the near arver, I want an ice cream.”
”Thomas's dream for his far arver is to finish school.”
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The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.
Known symptoms include:
Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"
PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos
A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”
Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.
Known symptoms include:
Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"
PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos
A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”
Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
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The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
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Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!
Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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