by elnda October 7, 2020
Get the Alexamug. 
"Alexa shut up"
by Homer_is_a_stoner_999 January 1, 2021
Get the Alexamug. Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021
Get the Alexamug. 
by sovereign of groans and sighs April 16, 2021
Get the Alexamug. Well one she’s my baby,And she has the most adorable smile you’ll ever see.She is really extroverted and loves being around ppl with here cringey ass self.She has a lot of insecurities but there not true cause she’s super gorgeous and all around a amazing person.If you got lucky to have her in her life keep her.
Find a Alexa
Only not mine:)
-Caleb
Find a Alexa
Only not mine:)
-Caleb
by Caleb Flores June 19, 2018
Get the alexamug.