alberta

the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.

Nova Scotia is the best place on earth.
Alberta is hicksville.

by i hate alberta March 30, 2008

Alberta

A very smart and intelligent person. She has a very funny personality. And is very beautiful.

I saw a Alberta and I wanted to be friends with her so bad!

by BubblySnowflake May 11, 2019

Theo Alert

Dutch version of NSFW.

(Theo Alert)

Funny picture

by TeeCee January 30, 2004

Alberta

Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.

Alberta suffered a fire in early to mid 2016. It displaced the author of the text you are reading.

by The Canadian Textbook December 19, 2017

Karma Alert

`Karma Alert` can be used when someone famous or anyone does something wrong intentionally and Karma strikes back at them and gets publicly shamed for their actions is 'Karma Alert'

Oh karma alert, keem's dirty plan just backfired
Oh my god, ladies Karma Alert!

by NikoloChan March 10, 2017

Presidential Alert

1:
The President known as Donald J. Duck invading privacy!

2:
Trump.

3:
Something very frightening that scared a lot of U.S. citizens

4.
A nationwide pandemic (across the united states)

Damn, the President is truly talented at scaring a lot of people, now all he has to do is send out a Presidential Alert!

by Idon'tmakerealposts October 12, 2018

irony alert

Personification of something that is ironical

Irony Alert: Underground file-sharing site was hacked yesterday

by selfrocks March 14, 2011