The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.
I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.
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"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."
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