Transfer agent

A person who likes to ask for money from people in a form of a bank transfer

Her: Baby do transfer for me let me be going home

Him: Ah! Baby you’re a transfer agent, anyway send me your account details

by Nothemba July 13, 2022

secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you

Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me

by Anterograde February 6, 2022

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.

That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Agent Smith

Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."

Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.

Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.

by anonymous March 6, 2023

Rogue agent

Rogue agent is the drippiest mf alive

Yo rogue agent yo Jordan’s are fake

by Cccgggggtyyuujhggy February 25, 2022

Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024