Holding a puppy

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

by SousedBergin June 4, 2010

Corn puppies

"Corn puppies" is slang for miniature corn dogs.

Hoodrat 1: Yo nigga i'm starving ! Hoodrat 2: Yea nigga lets go munch on some corn puppies !

by tyronenia January 14, 2008

Lost Puppy

A hopeless, affection-starved social retard who instantly falls in love with any female who acknowledges them.

Ever since I started sitting with Corey at lunch, he's been following me around like a lost puppy.

by dLoaf November 4, 2009

stud puppy

A younger guy that older ladies want (usually 10 years younger or less)

1) Mmmm... I so want John to be my stud puppy

2) That stupid moron Ashton Kutcher is Demi Moore's stud puppy. Her kids are practically as old as he is!

by Stud Puppy August 8, 2005

puppy love

Cute love between two people, usually not too serious. It is called puppy love because it is like the love you would show to your puppy, cute and sloppy.

"Casey and Ali are such a cute couple! It's like puppy love for those two, how they're always flirting and hugging!"

by AllisonWallison May 31, 2007

puppy ranger

A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.

Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.

by Joe Magumbo December 9, 2008

puppy fluff

the fluff on a puppy. see also kitty fluff

"wow!! look at that puppy. he is so fluffy. All covered in Puppy fluff"

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006