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Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!
You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!
by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023
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Moss

A loyal, caring boy that will always stand by your side. He can be dumb sometimes, but hey, aren't we all? He deserves so much, but will take very little. Cocky at times, but doesn't think of himself highly enough. A Moss can always tell what your thinking, and will immediately notice if you dislike him. Incredibly selfless and loyal, you can always count on a Moss. A Moss will always support you and even fly to he moon for you if you need anything. He is a smiling soul and never give up on you. He will always think off others than himself.
Moss: "Hey, are you okay? You're acting kinda off, so I just wanna make sure."
by mosszac November 22, 2021
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moss

a great person who usually can't spell, however, is very smart and intelligent. This name is hopefully a nickname or last name because if it's your first name, you probably are sexually aroused by the male gender. They are usually tall and lanky people but don't play sports like basketball, but more like baseball/football. People with the first name Moss, are an exception because they are like I said earlier, sexually attracted to men. Anyways, in school, they are stronger in the STEM section and want to be engineers.
Boy 1: "Wait you know Moss too?"

Boy 2: "Yea he's a faggot"
by MMoss_11 October 20, 2022
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Moss

Dutch word mostly used in rotterdam meaning bro or fam.
Moss lets go
by Pussydestroyers69 was taken by January 13, 2020
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Mossed

To be given something, only to find out that it is garbage and will cost you more in the long run.
My co-worker was too busy and gave me an account to work, it turns out they just canceled their. I sure got mossed.
by VerbalAssssasain May 21, 2019
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Moss

A Person who exists as far as they they re aware, is mostly alone ( is on call with friends)
"Moss enjoys jumping of cliffs (in game)"
by Nixa__ September 17, 2022
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taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.
I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"
by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013
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