Jonathan

Some black kid that has a forehead the size of megaminds

Damn do you see thag Jonathan over there? His head is fat asf!

by Yessirski October 22, 2019

jonathan

One of the most awful people to have faced this earth

Brian: So yeah this guy threw spaghetti in my girlfriends face whilst at the restaurant.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.

by Old_wise_man_69_420_xoxo October 8, 2018

Jonathan Jonathan Johnson

JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.

“ Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend”

“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”

“ he’s mine”

“ no he’s mine!”

by Glynop August 30, 2023

jonathan

some monkey lookin ass

jonathan knows how to clap gorilla ass

by Keylabkey June 13, 2018

Jonathan

Where do I start? I think I can get onto it for the same. You will take a look at the end of the day and realise you are with a very hot fit guy who doesn't have a girlfriend. Everyone loves a Welsh guy, so sweet and caring and great when on mdma and beers

Jonathan is great when on mdma and when sober all the time

by InuitAssailant February 20, 2019

Jonathan

A large black male who thinks traps are gays. The main reason he believes this is because he is confused about his sexuality. He doesn’t want to admit he is gay because he is ashamed so he insteads calls things that are perfectly straight gay.

Black male: bro traps are gay bruh.
You: no they are not, quit being such a jonathan.
Black male: ik Ik, I’m just a little bi-curious, that’s all

by EliteCoDplayer34 June 27, 2018

Jonathan

Idiots that have no idea what they are doing and they think that their jokes are actually funny

Person 1: Hey guess what, you mom gay.
Person 2: Shut up and stop being a Jonathan Pleb

by 8E2 faggot ass March 20, 2018