The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.
Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
by HugestManAlive August 01, 2022
When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.
by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013
When your last name is Neff and someone decides that means your first name is Jeff. Usually happens when someone is reading your name off of a list.
by Random Jeff guy December 29, 2020
Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.
by I’m very cool November 16, 2018
A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.
Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"
Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""
Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"
Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""
Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"
by thomas!!!! May 03, 2011
See Triple H but change the following:
"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.
"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.
by Mister Ignorant June 30, 2004
this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.
by kaiser von fresh October 27, 2007