sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 03, 2020

Negativity FAILURE

You have failure that is negative (Disrepectful)

Guy1: Bro you have dum failure
Guy2: Bro, you probably have Negativity FAILURE 😎

by Electrodynamics_Guy November 25, 2022

Smug Failure

A name you can use to mention one of Failboats corrupted fans.

Look it's a Smug Failure spreading chaos with a smug look on his face.

The Smug Failure will bring chaos upon this cursed land.

by FailboatsCursedSoldier414 January 04, 2021

Living Failure

Citric

Citirc is what I am a living failure

by Rikamonka November 02, 2022

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Elternteil failure

An elternteil failure eltertīl is basically means calling someone a failure of one's parents. This may be used as a replacement word for mf.

GET YOUR BUTT IN THE FRIKING CAR YOU ELTERNTEIL FAILURE!!!

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 08, 2021