moss

a tasty bowl of tobacco paved in a layer of kief.

Janet likes to smoke a moss before binge watching Insecure on HBO.

by Bamuel December 6, 2021

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

Sylvia Moss

Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.

I forced Sylvia Moss to eat my mastadon cock while Jair Taylor watched.

by Umitaylor08 March 2, 2019

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Moss

A chaotic person; someone who knows no limits and will do anything for an audience.

Eg: a dream stan

Person 1: Hey did you see him yelling about his bacon pastry in a public place? So many people were staring at him!
Person 2: Yeah, they’re such a Moss.
Moss: MMMMMMMM THIS IS THE BEST THING THEY SELL HERE

by FizyWater January 2, 2022

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Moss

To destroy someone or something in a video game.

Yo, we just mossed all these dudes.

by HeathenMFG April 6, 2020