the act of pulling out, holding back a sneeze, shooting your load over her head, keeping an erection, and going right back at it and finishing again more than an hour later
Man 1; I had to sneeze so bad during sex last night
Man 2; Did you give her a Yooper Missile?
Man 1; Oh yeah!
Man 2; Did you give her a Yooper Missile?
Man 1; Oh yeah!
by DaxxYooperxxEh February 06, 2011
n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 August 21, 2006
when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.
by norcojsin January 01, 2012
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
by IATEASHART June 02, 2023
A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".
Amy: Why did you call me over here?
Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
by Erzie Werzie December 15, 2016
A poorly coded software exploit that is more likely to crash a system instead of giving you access to it.
"Hey, did you see the POC for CVE-9001-99999?"
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."
by throwaway_mcgee August 03, 2021