Calvin

Calvin is a super sus boy who were vans and thinks he has drip, but he really doesn’t

Omg its Calvin

Oh hi Calvin

by Marrrrrrrffdfddijnnn March 27, 2019

Calvin

a warm body

I had a nice nap on a Calvin today.
thank you.

by awestar27 April 2, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is in love with a Nicaragua women that is very beautiful and she loves God with all her heart and they are going to get married and have 4 kids

Calvin is so amazing

by ItzCalvinsito April 11, 2019

Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin

Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).

The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.

by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape

I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin

by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018