Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.

Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late

by a typical human being April 28, 2020

zoom

The most stupid app in the world.CHINA is hearing you.

me: So do u use zoom for the online lesson

by Elmo friend January 27, 2021

Zoom World

Where technology and home regular-day activities become a part of "regular" working environments.

Zoom Host: "Team, I apologize for the delay. We're waiting on Mr. Doe to unmute his audio. Welcome to Zoom World".

Muted Participants: "Idiots".

by Anirok Emme August 3, 2022

Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL

Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“

by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021

Zoomed

Completely inundated with online meetings.

I’m zoomed out today.

by GeminiDragon April 17, 2020

Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.

Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.

by DarcyDog December 11, 2020

zoom fog

The condition of being in a mental fog after an overly long day of Zoom meetings.

Sorry for missing your question I was in a Zoom fog.

by Jmaxx70 January 25, 2021