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Spitting zombie

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.
by spittingzombie August 29, 2018
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Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011
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keg zombie

A party-goer, usually a freshman, intent on simply spacing out in line for the keg, thus adding nothing to the party.
"Dude, that party was dope until the keg zombies and pong watchers took it over."
by Trillionaire Club September 18, 2012
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bottle zombie

Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.
After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk
by chilebeast March 13, 2012
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zombie dancin

a two person or group event
parachute (crush up pill in fine powder then wrap in small amount of toilet paper taken like a pill) 1-2 pressed pill(s) of ecstasy OR 1-2 capsule(s) of Molly (pure MDMA)
2 mg calaudipin dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl of Nugs (Marijuana)

2 bars xanax (4 mg) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl o Hash
2 hydrocone (10/500) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
for girls 1 line of cocaine off a 6 inch penis or larger that matches the size of the penis, no being a pussy girls!!!
for boys one fat line off a titty or ass.
proceed to mix a small amount of cocaine in a little bit of personal lubricant rub onto penis, and fuck like stoned animals

can continue to drink and blow lines pop x eat pills at your own discretion...

this has been done but do not attempt unless you know your limits.

and a tip from the wise make sure the people in on it are clean or use condoms.
by KANSAShippezombie May 23, 2011
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Urban Zombie

An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 16, 2014
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Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009
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