Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"
Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
by warboi45 October 18, 2021
Get the Your Mothermug. by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010
Get the Your mother goes to collegemug. by BIGMONKE December 5, 2020
Get the Your MOTHER!!!!!!!!mug. 
by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023
Get the Your Mothermug. A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
Get the How I met your Mothermug. A person female who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
by Mineblox3376 March 16, 2022
Get the Your mothermug.