someone who is obsessed with youtube and believes everything that happens on it and so is said to be a yoob with too much time on their hands.
Chris is a yoob because he believed that a big mac would stay the same after 18 years after seeing it on youtube. he also has too much time on his hands.
by PeteNearChris August 2, 2007
Get the yoob mug.A South London teenager, usually no older than 15 years old, wears all black clothes such as nike tracksuits, hoodies and sometimes a scarf to be used as a mask, these adolescent fuck-holes do their very best to make London look like the shittest place on earth, using terms such as 'bruv, blud, fam, fuck the police' (the Police being the first people they call the moment the shit hits the fan) they think they are hard with their wild gorilla swings, 4 inch blades to match the size of their penises, and mob mentality. the only effective protection from 'yoots' is:
Boxing and/or Kickboxing
Blade
Automatic machine gun
Molotov Cocktails
Hand drills
Chainsaws
Boxing and/or Kickboxing
Blade
Automatic machine gun
Molotov Cocktails
Hand drills
Chainsaws
Walking along the street, minding your own business, Suddenly, you are confronted by a group of 'yoots'
Yoot: "Oi bruv, where you goin fam, gimme your phone or i'm gonna jook(Stab) you up innit?"
Do you:
1) Attack the Aggressor
2) Give the Aggressor what he wants
3) Run from the Aggressor
If you chose 1, the rest of the group will likely scatter, or you may have to hit another
If you chose 2, they will likely want more, if you are female, there is a chance that you might be raped.
If you chose 3, the group will likely give chase, you should aim to get into public places, preferably one with a security guard, such as police stations or Banks.
Yoot: "Oi bruv, where you goin fam, gimme your phone or i'm gonna jook(Stab) you up innit?"
Do you:
1) Attack the Aggressor
2) Give the Aggressor what he wants
3) Run from the Aggressor
If you chose 1, the rest of the group will likely scatter, or you may have to hit another
If you chose 2, they will likely want more, if you are female, there is a chance that you might be raped.
If you chose 3, the group will likely give chase, you should aim to get into public places, preferably one with a security guard, such as police stations or Banks.
by Collapsed March 6, 2013
Get the Yoot mug.Cynical description for a style of marketing or programming created by establishment or corporate interests that seeks to identify with the under-21's and thereby sucker them into parting with their cash or individuality with its promise of street credibility or non-conformity. Media vehicles or brands that tell kids what to do by creating an ersatz peer group for them which they then feel they have to conform to.
by Lurking Gherkin November 1, 2007
Get the yoof mug.A young person. (ie "Youth").
Originally from the 1992 film; My Cousin Vinny" when Vincent Gambini, played by
Joe Pesci, proncouces "youth" as yoot, due to his heavy New York accent.
Originally from the 1992 film; My Cousin Vinny" when Vincent Gambini, played by
Joe Pesci, proncouces "youth" as yoot, due to his heavy New York accent.
Judge: “Did you say 'yoots'?”
Vinny: “Yeah, two yoots.”
Judge: “What is a 'yoot'?”
Vinny: “Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.”
Vinny: “Yeah, two yoots.”
Judge: “What is a 'yoot'?”
Vinny: “Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.”
by Triy McClure August 3, 2005
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Yoon Mi is a Korean name for a girl. The Chinese Character, 裕美 means abundant beauty. Yumi and Yoon Mi are similar since they can both have the same Chinese characters.
by The Cheesepuff October 16, 2012
Get the Yoon Mi mug.Short for Yu-Gi-Oh! A very popular card game/Anime. The natural habitat for 'yoogs' players is the Oldham library.
by coolbackthen January 1, 2014
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