Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.
Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.
by QuacksO March 4, 2018
Get the hoodie-woodymug. Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.
Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!
Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!
by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025
Get the Woody Psychosismug. by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013
Get the captain woodymug. 
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
Get the woody harrel’s sonmug. A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
Get the Woody Towelmug. Erection while defecating
by Poopwood January 24, 2018
Get the poop woodymug.