wine pod

On the surface, a wine pod is two couches pushed together to create the optimal seating arrangement for enjoying wine or other alcoholic beverages. But the sum is so much greater than its parts.

Steve: Bruh, wanna hit the clubs?
Glen: Nah bruh, gonna stay at home 'n get fucked up in my wine pod with my girl.

by Big Daddy Dee69 January 25, 2015

wine camouflage

when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips

That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!

by winochic January 15, 2014

wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021

Brim wine

Wine, up to the brim.

Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.

by Drew Wajer November 30, 2021

Wine sex

Slowly getting drunk but still no joy

She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex

by Whitelines84 October 26, 2018

Wine Mistake

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine

“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”

by Tillytonks April 15, 2023