Western Macadamia

Slang for left nut of the male genitalia.

"You fucking thot, suck on my western macadamia"

by DatsSk8erBoi February 10, 2018

Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.

He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.

by anonymous April 28, 2025

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

Dirty Western

Receiving a rimjob and getting a western handjob with the thumb pointed down towards the balls.

My girlfriend gave me a Dirty Western last night ,awesome!

by Superduty99 July 9, 2018

western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

western heights

Western heights is a trash suburb of Rotorua where little girls like that roam around and gang bash people for no reason. Western heights is also home to the trash high school, western fights high school.

Ropata:"I live in western heights"
Rangi: "stuff that g all the hori cunts bash you and take your gears g"

by xxxzentations August 10, 2018

Best Western

A hotel brand shorten to sometimes as BWH.

They also have alternatives such as Best Western Plus, & Best Western Premier

Shout out to BW for making write this =)

Me: I wanna go to Best Western!

My friend: Nah! Try going to Best Western Plus, it's better.

Random person: How about BW Premier?

Me: Um... I think I'll just go back to Hampton Inn. Thanks

by SophTheWeeb August 11, 2023