Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

Red neck wedding

The exchanging of vapors and smoke whilst PNP-ing. Where one person inhales poppers and the other rips the bong like a fuckin champ. Then exchange said vapors betwixt one another mouths.

While at the sex party, Steve and Raul had a red neck wedding then gave each other rose buds.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

by PDXTabs March 12, 2021

hot girl wedding

Basically, a wedding party where it’s all girls, and they all wear the sluttiest elegant aesthetic outfits ever.

Yeah, I’m planning on having a hot girl wedding when I get married.

by certified hottie October 9, 2021

water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010

carribbean wedding dress

A drunken bride gets taken to the beach by a bunch of dark skinned islanders. They all proceed to have a bukake party on her and douse her with massive amounts of semen.

Sara got married in St. Lucia but was loned to a bunch of islanders by her husband so she could be given a Carribbean Wedding Dress.

by dino23 November 21, 2018

Kensington Wedding Bells

The sound of a bottle breaking

-Yo, It's 1:30 in the morning, Who the fuck is out there breaking bottles?

-Oh just some dickhead ringing the ole Kensington Wedding Bells

by RoDizzleYerNizzle May 19, 2021