walmart special

A drink made with "Clear American", Rose's Grenadinw and cheep vodka.

After being hung over from cheep vodka I made myself a big walmat special so I could stomach the vodka.

by anonymous August 22, 2003

walmart booty

When a woman is wearing what appears to be a Wal-Mart swimsuit that her booty does not fit into

*random girl standing in line for a water slide* Female 1: "That girl has a WalMart booty " Female 2: "you mean her outfit cheap and her booty doesn't fit into it"

by Madammika July 17, 2017

WalMart Baby

A baby suffering FAS born to an inbred, degenerate, woman of aboriginal North American descent into the toilet of a WalMart bathroom. To be a true WalMart baby, one must be born full-term, and the mother must claim no knowledge of pregnancy, and defeat charges of Child Endangerment, and Child Abandonment by sticking to her story of loving all her children and not knowing of the pregnancy while simultaneously losing custody of several other children to Child and Family Services while awaiting trial in the farcical Canadian Judicial System.

Google "WalMart Baby Canada"...

That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...

Fucken' Canadian legal system...

by Tarhoop McCracken February 24, 2010

The Walmart Special

The act of having sexual intercourse in a Walmart restroom, aisle, parking lot and/or storage room.

Oh man, I walked into the restroom in walmart and caught Brandon and Molly doing The Walmart Special.

by Cow Fish October 3, 2006

Walmart Trash

Similar to a Walmart rat. Someone who could be defined as Walmart trash spends their time in a Walmart and loiters around there. Another definition for Walmart trash is a Walmart customer who looks shady or is doing weird or stupid things.

So basically, it means a lesser human being that dwells in Walmart.

I was at Walmart the other day buying some snacks, but then some Walmart trash came up to me and questioned my snack choices.

by whiteboyz36 October 27, 2017

brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.

"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."

by #sysadmins December 2, 2009

walmart metal

A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.

That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.

by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020