Post Modern Writing 

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.

"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me

Post Modern Writing by flakesvolkstar November 9, 2008

wantingly 

An adverb version of "want"

See examples as it will be better explained.

"He wantingly tries a jalapeño pepper every time he goes to the Mexican restaurant."
"She fucks the fat guy every day wantingly."
"The young guy wantingly talk with elderly people."

wantingly by Digitus September 6, 2005

magic writing stick 

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

magic writing stick by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

Dry Writing 

It means that the facts are enumerated but the writing/expression was not creative or engaging or lively

"The facts were in the article, but it suffered from dry writing"

Dry Writing by Dreadteir February 6, 2013

Wanting To See A Friend Smile 

May possibly involve playing a little prank on a friend in hopes of seeing them crack a smile during a diffucult day.

Creating a screen name and pretending to be the cute neighbor next door and asking your friend out on a date.

But it's not the cute neighbor.
It's you.
Because you're wanting to see a friend smile.

She should learn how to take a joke.
<3

Wanting To See A Friend Smile by ANONYMOUS.124 March 1, 2009

writing on the dog 

jargon/slang/lingo

A phrase that can be used as a response to a question about a person's current status.

Can replace the current phrases: "just chillin," "hanging out," and "relaxing."

The phrase is not connected to the physical act of writing on an animal.

Guy 1: "What are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Just writing on the dog."
Guy 1: "Cool."

writing on the dog by candyjebus May 14, 2007

Writing my name here

Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.

I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.

Writing my name here by skyjuice December 30, 2008