dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015

hot girl wedding

Basically, a wedding party where it’s all girls, and they all wear the sluttiest elegant aesthetic outfits ever.

Yeah, I’m planning on having a hot girl wedding when I get married.

by certified hottie October 9, 2021

white trash wedding

When two gay men go back and forth sharing breath after one of them has just inhaled poppers and the other has just taken a big hit from a bong or pipe ( usually filled with T). The high from the drug along with the rush from the poppers and the slowly decreasing amount of oxygen combine for a fun ride.

Hey man would you like to do a white trash wedding?

by Joey joe September 24, 2023

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

Silver wedding ring

Wearing a silver Wedding ring tells others you’re in a open marriage or non- traditional marriage:

A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.

by Annamay November 18, 2018

Red neck wedding

The exchanging of vapors and smoke whilst PNP-ing. Where one person inhales poppers and the other rips the bong like a fuckin champ. Then exchange said vapors betwixt one another mouths.

While at the sex party, Steve and Raul had a red neck wedding then gave each other rose buds.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

by PDXTabs March 12, 2021