Wax dick

Someone who isn't able to have kids.

Joey has a low sperm count, he has a wax dick.

by Feathery February 12, 2017

smoking wax

To smoke cannibis Extracts

I love smoking wax

by Getwitdabiz September 27, 2018

Siberian Waxing

When you jizz on someone's body hair, let it dry, and then pull it off; removing said body hair.

Dude, she had a little bush. So I helped her out with a little Siberian Waxing.

by SirWacksAlot April 01, 2015

wax zippy

verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.

The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.

by mmcg1 August 03, 2021

wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing

Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?

by mmcg1 August 03, 2021

wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

by Poopwords May 09, 2020

Package Wax

Semen, or ejaculate; particularly from a male.

Frank: "I'm gonna spray my package wax allover your lower back"

Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.

by KTakaKD June 08, 2018