walmart special

A drink made with "Clear American", Rose's Grenadinw and cheep vodka.

After being hung over from cheep vodka I made myself a big walmat special so I could stomach the vodka.

by anonymous August 23, 2003

walmart booty

When a woman is wearing what appears to be a Wal-Mart swimsuit that her booty does not fit into

*random girl standing in line for a water slide* Female 1: "That girl has a WalMart booty " Female 2: "you mean her outfit cheap and her booty doesn't fit into it"

by Madammika July 17, 2017

WalMart Baby

A baby suffering FAS born to an inbred, degenerate, woman of aboriginal North American descent into the toilet of a WalMart bathroom. To be a true WalMart baby, one must be born full-term, and the mother must claim no knowledge of pregnancy, and defeat charges of Child Endangerment, and Child Abandonment by sticking to her story of loving all her children and not knowing of the pregnancy while simultaneously losing custody of several other children to Child and Family Services while awaiting trial in the farcical Canadian Judicial System.

Google "WalMart Baby Canada"...

That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...

Fucken' Canadian legal system...

by Tarhoop McCracken February 25, 2010

The Walmart Special

The act of having sexual intercourse in a Walmart restroom, aisle, parking lot and/or storage room.

Oh man, I walked into the restroom in walmart and caught Brandon and Molly doing The Walmart Special.

by Cow Fish October 03, 2006

walmart game

Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.

Let's go play the Walmart game

by FrankyOG February 04, 2016

Go Walmart

Going Walmart on someone is what happens when a normally classy and put-together person gets to such a level of anger and/or annoyance at someone or something that they go off on the person/object and act in a manner that might be associated with the average white trash clientele of your average California Walmart.

She pissed me off so badly that I had to Go WalMart on her in front of everyone and called her a raging cunt and told her to fuck off.

My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.

I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.

by Skipper7 February 24, 2011

Walmart Reject

walmart is a dump and bad. Reject is someone no one likes and is very stupid. Walmart is just way worse and funnier then reject

John: Did you see Kimme thinks the eiffel tower is 10 feet tall
Joe: OMG she’s a walmart reject

by walmartrejectceo May 16, 2022