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Funemployment Vacation

A vacation one takes when one is unemployed and not looking to be employed; usually subsidized by some sort of governmental aid benefits, i.e. Unemployment, SSI/Disability
Helen: "my California adventure is drawing to a close and I will be heading back home one week from today"

Don: "Funemployment vacation over, sad"
by DMBGirl1122 February 3, 2010
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Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP

(n): Typically referred to by it's acronym alone (PVPP) - The period of time after a vacation in which one pays dearly for taking said vacation. Often lasting longer than vacation itself, it manifests in the form of jet lag, depression, overflowing inboxes, excess house/yard work, bank account drain, etc,.
1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"

2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"
by Ileah519 December 8, 2011
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$25 vacation

Person 1:Hey man I'd love a $25 vacation this weekend!
Person 2: My friend sells shrooms he can hook you up bro
by Psilocybinator October 22, 2013
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The Vacation Effect

An effect that happens to residents of usually rainy climates, on any nice day they feel as if they should be outdoors just because the weather is nice. Staying inside causes an anxious, agitated feeling, the Vacation Effect.
Bob had the Vacation Effect and called his friend Tom asking if he wanted to go outside and play frisbee with him.
by DaddyFliffus April 6, 2015
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long vacation

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation
by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018
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Blow Vacation

Because blow ‘job’ sounds like work
Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*
by David Shinn October 3, 2018
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Urination Vacation

A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.
Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.
by Torlo October 11, 2019
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