Vodka

Russian water

My family is Russian so our sink runs on tap vodka

by Mbslayer123 February 28, 2019

Vodka-and-Stigmata

Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.

A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

vanilla vodka

vanilla vodka

I want vanilla vodka.

by genericuser3301 May 6, 2021

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

Vodka

What people drink to ruin their life even if they say there having fun. It’s useless and people who drink it are rebels. It tastes like shit

If I drink vodka I’ll die and rot in hell

by Ass hole vodka December 10, 2019

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012