Valdemar

gayest dude in the world

girl 1: valdemar is so gay
girl 2: the gayest actually

by dinguswingus694269 April 28, 2022

Kick a Valdemar day

Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.

Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.

"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"

by Pølsekarsten69 November 20, 2020

vader

adjective - someone who is drawling or not acting right.

Me: Come on. Let's go to the schoolyard, man.
Friend: Naw. I don't wanna go to the schoolyard.
Me: Why you acting all vader?

by anonymous12345679 April 22, 2009

Valdis

1. A name of a female Goddess.

2. A name given to a Guy who also thinks he's a female Goddess!

3. A confusing name often confused with Valdez.

Person: What's your name?
Valdis: My name is Valdis.
Person: Valdez?
Valdis: No Valdis!
Person: Oh Valdiz.
Valdis: No Just Call me V!

by Living with this name August 8, 2010

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

pink darth vader

When you have sex with someone then proceed to wipe your penis off on their curtains.

Neil is a cleanliness freak so I gave him a pink darth vader.

by Nemo Carlisle February 27, 2007

valdman

Bitchy as hell, annoying and rude. Control freak and spaz. also, see giant russian.

Get outta my business you fuckin valdman

by dfdf April 28, 2003