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Vampire Guy

A guy who will only hang out with you at night. His main goals are to drink, party, and get laid. He doesn't care about anyones feelings accept his own. He is only seen out late at night and, whenever he is seen, is usually drunk high or both.
Girl 1: I wish he wasn't such a vampire guy, then I would actually date him.

Girl: True that.
by badonkadonk123 November 10, 2010
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Vampire Meeting

When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.
"Today I was forced to buy a triple mocha to restore my lifeblood after a vampire meeting."
by Ceeliscious March 18, 2011
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Vampire TV

noun:
1. Infomercials.
2. Regurgitated news broadcasts that repeat on an endless loop until 6AM rolls around.
Matt: You look tired. Did you get any sleep last night?

Alicia: Not really...I couldn't sleep, so I just ended up watching some vampire TV.
by LizardAli November 3, 2012
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vamoose

Scram, take off, go away, gtfo.

Comes from the Spanish vamos - the word transitioned into American English as a result of contact with the Spanish colonies in Mexico.
Trust me holmes, you don't want to start shit with me. Vamos, esse.
by Tronno August 27, 2005
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Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.
Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?
by Bronthing January 5, 2011
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Vampire Weekend

A terrific Indie Rock band. Vampire Weekend established their unique and unlikely sound on their debut album, which combined punk with classical, new wave, and worldbeat music. The album was terrific, but even better is their 2nd album (Contra), which, while still containing their sound from their debut album, explores genres such as synthpop, more 80's, ska, and reggae. Contra is a classic and arguably one of the greatest modern indie records ever made. They're also notable for their unique lyrics from Ezra Koenig, using unique nouns in his songwriting to make it sound really cool.

I am a huge Vampire Weekend fan, and when they announce a third album, I will freak out. They are one of the best bands ever, and will continue to impact mainstream indie rock with every album they release.
Every Vampire Weekend band member is extremely talented and all of their songs (including Ottoman) are awesome! Get their albums today!

Obama is using Vampire Weekend songs for his campaign? That might actually make me want to vote for him!
by AnIndieRockFan August 1, 2012
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Vampirologist

A person that researches, studies, and discusses vampires in both the fictional and real world and the trends that follow them.
"Susan was a vampirologist. She was teaching a lecture course at UCLA starting in the fall featuring the interpretations of several horror novels, including Dracula and Carmilla."
by J. Murphy December 18, 2005
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