Rugby Union

A Game that is totally inferior to Rugby League, Union fans are known as Rah Rah's or fucking morons.

Its the only rugby game in the world where you can have a 30 all draw with no fucking tries scored!

When in doubt kick it out!

by I HATE UNION January 2, 2004

Rugby Union

A game of kick, clap and utter boredom.

A game commonly played to infront of one man and his dog at club level, and 900,000,000 at international level.

The only game in the world where a team can score no tries but still win against a team that has run in three or four if they kick enough goals.

Complete and utter shite. A game where 15 men from Harrow play against 15 men from Eton and barely touch each other yet look as ugly as Elton John.

A game supported by inbreds who are liable to burst into two choruses of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" but fail to carry on as they don't know the rest of the song

by Sharpshooter November 16, 2003

Anti Prep Union

A group at my school that makes life hell for preps . They have vandalized preppy kids cars , framed and have had 5 preppy kids expeled and have even have done a massive beat down on preps and resulted in a very big fight. There are rumors that they might become a wing of a local gang cause they even steal . The school just thinks it is random acts but it is bigger

The anti prep union are a bunch of asshats

by scannerfish December 11, 2004

Rugby Union

the game played by public school boys

now water ever you do dont bend for the soap!

by k November 20, 2003

pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.

Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"

by theSchneid June 14, 2011

religious union

A separate but equal alternative to civil marriage for heterosexual couples who oppose marriage equality on religious grounds. Provides all of the same rights and benefits of marriage but without the stigma of the label "marriage" now that the institution of marriage has been destroyed by allowing gays and lesbians to get married in some jurisdictions.

Dave: "I just heard that Mike and Cathy cancelled their wedding! Did they break up?"
Diana: "No, but after that lesbian couple moved in next door, they decided to get a religious union instead."

by Redneck Lawyer October 20, 2012

Hartford Union High School

This school is probably one of the worst schools to go to.

Dude 1: Omg Hartford Union High School Sucks.

Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy

by Inforestly June 21, 2018