Twilight is known to send signals to your brain that when you go to sleep you'll have nightmares about Edward!
by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.
Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019

by Spider Fan July 10, 2019

Twilight is shit
by GryffindorA May 13, 2018

A mental condition, usually found in teenage girls, which causes them to have strange and erratic behavior for the sake of twilight.
John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.
by cadtel July 13, 2010

an insult to authors everywhere. despite its lack of literary devices, figurative language, descriptive elements, and any talent, it is purely addicting due to the fact that it creates false hope worldwide for lonely, single teenage girls because it tells a tale of an irresistable vampire falling for an unnatractive human.
it is often compared to the harry potter book series, which is quite cruel because twilight obviously has no chance of winning and will never even come close to being as good as harry potter.
j.k. rowling, author of harry potter, has become a success due to skill and ingenius writing.
stephenie meyer was lucky, and obviously had some strings pulled when she managed to get it published.
AND THE TWILIGHT MOVIE OPENING IN NOVEMBER CAUSED WARNER BROTHERS TO PUSH BACK THE RELEASE DATE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE ALL THE WAY TO JULY AND THATS JUST NOT FREAKING FAIR!!!!!!
it is often compared to the harry potter book series, which is quite cruel because twilight obviously has no chance of winning and will never even come close to being as good as harry potter.
j.k. rowling, author of harry potter, has become a success due to skill and ingenius writing.
stephenie meyer was lucky, and obviously had some strings pulled when she managed to get it published.
AND THE TWILIGHT MOVIE OPENING IN NOVEMBER CAUSED WARNER BROTHERS TO PUSH BACK THE RELEASE DATE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE ALL THE WAY TO JULY AND THATS JUST NOT FREAKING FAIR!!!!!!
in twilight, if edward cullen= cedric diggory, and cedric diggory< peter pettigrew, and peter pettigrew< voldemort, and harry potter> voldemort, then edward cullen< harry potter.
by mkafhiktjn April 13, 2009
