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douche towel

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.
"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?
by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009
mugGet the douche towelmug.

Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011
mugGet the Taint Towelmug.

towel head

A pejorative and derogatory term for an Arabic or Indian person, or a person from a culture that wears turbans.
Oh no, there is a towel head on the airplane. Well, it was nice knowing you...
by flux blocker January 14, 2019
mugGet the towel headmug.

towel head

an arab that wears a religious towel over his head and using this term might upset the person u directed the phrase to because it is obligatory in the islamic religion to wear that towel.
did u c that towel head walking in the street?
by kk G February 14, 2007
mugGet the towel headmug.

douche-towel

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy
WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole
mugGet the douche-towelmug.

towel head

An offensive word used to describe Muslim women who practice wearing a headscarf, also known as Hijab.
They insulted the Muslim girl by calling her a towel head because of the scarf she was wearing on her head.
by Deekou September 12, 2016
mugGet the towel headmug.

cherry towel

An insult, much similar to the term "douche" or "douche bag"

Refers to the towel a female uses to wipe semen of her face/body.
Dude, that guy just flipped me off! Fuckin cherry towel...
by Anonymous Hero Dude May 31, 2010
mugGet the cherry towelmug.

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